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horrible roleplay part 2: crouching elf, hidden katana

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#1 Goobs

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Posted 24 May 2017 - 10:55 AM

hey guys it's me goobs

we're bringing this back for a round two. in case you're new to this, this thread is where you intentionally be shit at roleplay. this includes improper spelling, sentence structure, intentional typos, lore rape, mary sues, cliche... you get the idea. everything done here is purely for giggles. just don't get serious or erp (at all)

 

hey look, i'll even start us off (again)

 

 

*slash me walk into a tavern with me pants halfway down and i smirk at the barmaiden but i powergame her npc and force her to wink with both eyes at me and i smile and go behind the counter and gun her down like the spastic maniac i am...*


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:02 AM

/e looks around the tavern, focusing on the q t pie barmaiden that lord of shitstains goobs just unloaded upon

/s 'hey faggot shes mine ok??? back the fuck up kid or ill kill u!!!

/e grabs barmaid by the arm who is already redy 2 erp with me!!! (ill emote it myself so no fagg0ts can interfere hehh!)

/e stares at goobs "what u gonna do faggot?? fite me???"

/s (also i'll void ur fucking gay emotes kid ok? don't fuck with me or else)


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:03 AM

/e enters the tavarn with his ashbringer hangeng on his shoulders, i look at goobs at the tavarn and i giev him a fumbs up xD "nice women u have there he says to goobs


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:04 AM

/e kills valogay "u dont steal goob 's women!1!! xd he yels at valo


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:05 AM

*a gracful night elf priesess of the mon from ashenvale wlaks in rhinestone tavern* "hiii x3" *she says and greetes every body* "huggies?" *she playfully asks as she husgs a memebar of blackenrock clan* 


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:11 AM

my char is a elemental . . its fire elemental

 

i walk up to the gracful night elf pristes of the mon from ashenwhale and giev her a hug xddd "helo beaut" :)))))


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:14 AM

"henlo" *mi char moans as she gets hugged as she attempts to make an attempt to attemp to say her name* "i am tick tock XD what about you're name"???


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:14 AM

*darklord maru the deatheater, eredar lord of the buring legion teleports into the middle of the room* "haha weaklings i have returned" *darklord maru the deatheater, eredar lord of the burning legion walks to bar and grabs some beer sitting down by a chair laughing maniacal*

/s (read trp he is most powerful eredar lord in legion also he is archmage technomage warlock so attacking him will result in u dying (: he is not op tho )
/s (hes a half-naaru too btw custom lore ;D )

 


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:18 AM

phantasma walks into the bar......................................


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:31 AM

*looks at phantasmagoria* "ni-ni ;3~" *pandaren ex-cmonader of tushoi eats dumblings* "want some??? 0w0"


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:35 AM

i pull out my gun then i put my gun away then i pull it back out aND SAY "hoororoororo, i'm the biggest baddest gun bro in the entire wild western kingdoms, brohoff. you dareth challenge me bulllet to a spar?? have at thee, cunt.." fires two very big .3000 caliber bullets at ur head......


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:38 AM

henlo tick tock

 

i am ragnaras, brohter of ragnarus the fire kwean

 

si very good 2 met u tick tock . ..

 

do u want 2 c mi room 


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:40 AM

/e shadow teleports away from bullets and polymorph 

/s heh, foolish mortals! i am a powerful shadow witch who can kill anyone and you can't kill me!!!

/s (don't fucking kill my character or i'll just void it ok? fucking noobs)

/e kills everyone with amazing shadow magic, then goes to enjoy a pleasurable evening with her human demon hunter friend

 

maybe this is too personal idk


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:40 AM

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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:41 AM

(( nO mEtA!11!! )


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:47 AM

a btfl half-elf neutral who was archmage of silveremon walks up to AXLE and says "i wish for pieace here, if u MaKe an atempt to ruin our peacea. . . . . . god help u!" she says as she flips dark hair .. . and disappears in darkness!!! 

(NOTE; i use custom lore, bur who cares???? its not lore-fucking by any means~. Ok so, my half-elf was borned in a rich family of two elves but her mother cheated on her father and her father tried to smite her mother but her mother was a skilled mage of kirin torne and she killed her afther and ate his corpse. then she ralized he became a twin of her daughter which was unborn now!!! half-elf aliasana dor'nana'dor fought her father in her mother's BELLY!!! and when she was borned she was borned strong and powerful, just like her mother and afther. she stole their power and was crowned by her kin. she acys like a protector of half-elves and high elves alike. even though her life may be in danger SHE RISC! and help half-elf people. also she uses holy and dark magic because her aura allows her to. a lil bit custom lore; ok so she knew shaohoa and asked for power, he said its ok so he gave her his power and azshara realized its her long gone sister so she killed her and now azshara is dead ic-wise and im the strongest half-elf who rules nagas too. also the elven ampire didnt die out cus i was able to save her cus im stronger than medihv himself.) 


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:52 AM

(( um.. .. .  u can just walk awai and no let me stop u . dats godmod))

 

axel stops the ebatufil elf and sais "u watch urself beaut. . . or i will get u x33 rawr" he says with a wink


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:55 AM

my girlfriiend walks iinto the bar she wearing full gold plate and also has really big glaive and shield and she look at you and say "i'm a gay fat abomiination" and she dies iinstantly


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:59 AM

i suddenly break into song

"Okay, okay, I see what's happening here
You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel, it's adorable
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes it's really me, It's Goobs, breathe it in
I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod
When you're staring at a demigod
 
What can I say except "you're welcome"?
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy!
 
Hey, what has two thumbs and pulled up the sky
When you were waddling ye high? This guy
When the nights got cold, who stole you fire from down below?
You're looking at him, yo!
Oh, also I lassoed the sun, you're welcome
To stretch your days and bring you fun
Also, I harnessed the breeze, you're welcome
To fill your sails and shake your trees
 
So, what can I say except "you're welcome"?
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome
I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome, you're welcome
 
Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly, I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground
Oh, that was Goobs just messing around
I killed an eel, I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you've got coconuts
What's the lesson? What is the takeaway?
Don't mess with Goobs when he's on the breakaway
And the tapestry here in my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been, I make everything happen
Look at that mean mini Goobs just tippity tapping
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey
 
Well anyway, let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay you're welcome
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go
Hey, it's your day to say "you're welcome"
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome
'Cause Goobs can do everything but float
You're welcome, you're welcome
 
And thank you!"
 
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Posted 24 May 2017 - 12:03 PM

i sing along with goobs

 

but hasve ugly voice xd


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