Currently, after taking a break and coming back to the server, I decided I would play a, get this, Tauren Warlock due to some "divine intervention".
It then occurred to me how simple it is to play a Warlock.
After watching several people "attempt" to play a Warlock and simply just fail at it, I composed myself and thought one thing and one thing only.
"Just don't RP like Rahl."
Why? Because Chaos Bolts don't work that way.