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Erp and degenerates Part 5

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#1 HunterOfThots



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Posted 09 January 2018 - 01:44 PM

<Sits at his desk contemplating> ...Let's get to it shall we ?

Greetings RPH community, been sitting in the grove.. yada yada... you know the drill.

So sitting around the ERP root I get a whisper from this eredar if I am perhaps interested in setting a scene

So I play it dumb for a bit, really not in the mood for this crap again. Asking him things like "What do you mean?" "What kind of scene?"


...he doesn't seem to lose interest, so f*ck it, I'll go for it...


So after most of you told me that using 18 as the age of consent was not okay, I decided to keep it general, and just tell them the character is a teenager, may they do what they will of that

I tell him I have no preferences, when asked what I would like...



Great.. great... gotto love it when they cover f*cked up stuff with the "It's just rp fam :p"

Also thanks for letting me know you are into bestiality.. really added to our conversation

So I ask him about what idea he may have

And he decides for Eversong Woods...

He asks me again the age.. so I say 14-16


Well unless he is from Japan (age of consent being 13 there), which I doubt because he phrased it like it would be something "only acceptable in rp" ...then I believe we have stated that this is in fact not the age of consent for him...

But anyhow... the age of consent will not be the only thing we'll go over our friend today... (forgot to mention that he logged off his eredar and came on his druid)... nah... we'll have quite the treat... and we'll explore together the mind of a druid erper...

Btw.. in his OOC side of his trp he had a... "cock reference" 

http://bad-dragon.co...roducts/tucker << It's an image of a dildo, nothing along with it, just the dildo

Then I get to playing along

I put my character near a lake, sitting there...


A bit creepy... Alright then, I'll play it neutral, let him do his thing, so I get my character to nap



Knot? <Google search> OH... knot...

You learn something new every day (https://en.wikipedia...ki/Canine_penis)


So I wake up...


Yeah... gonna play like that are you ?

Very well...

Ok... I go back to sleeping...


So I wake up, and like any reasonable individual who finds itself undressed by a giant cow like creature, try to run, let's see if he tries to explain himself or goes for brute force...



Force, eh?


"Don't struggle elf... it'll only make it more fun for me..." 


Tear off her "brah" 


You know I always lived under the impression that druids are supposed to be this wise and peaceful individuals, especially the taurens, since I believed that their bulky and intimidating nature is deceiving on purpose, to hide their love for peace and nature, like the big dangerous brute that has a kind soul deep down... Not our friend here...


Maybe he'll go the Thorstein way and leave at this moment ?






So at this point I get a little idea... 

I decide to go afk...

After deciding to go afk an idea pops out... why not go afk more... permanently... leave the guy erp by himself... see how long will he last...



...And he keeps going...






And he kept going for a good 10-15 minutes... with me occasionally tabbing in to take screenshots...

After some time he finally leaves...

And so is the story of Attichitcuk... the rapist druid...

Well that's all folks, see you next time unless I blow my brains out until then

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 02:27 PM

when will u stop and realize ur not funny nor original nor inciting any change in the community
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#3 RoberTheForlorne


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Posted 09 January 2018 - 02:29 PM

keep up the good work

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 02:33 PM

Kazera is an ERPer..

My life is now ruined.

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 02:33 PM

Go stab yourself with a futa worgen dick.


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Posted 09 January 2018 - 02:43 PM

Going to note, that name is directly from Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds, the Rebel Alliance Campaign, with that name in particular being the name of a Wookie Tribal Leader that Han and Chewie help out.


Also really, this is just truly pathetic. Let people do as they want to do, the fuck does it matter? How does it effect you in any way? If people consent to shit in whispers, what business is it of yours? Consenting in whisper like that is basically a verbal contract that requires trust from both parties to be placed in one another. Not only is doing this just pathetic, but it's quite frankly rude and discourteous too, for reasons above.


Also going to note, I'm barely on the server nowadays save to sit in start and make armorsets for the hell of it, so if anyone wants to talk shit about me or whatever like "oh look the erper defends the degenerates", quite frankly, it doesn't mean shit.

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 02:50 PM

I know it's weird, but the moment I first saw you make these posts you awoke feelings I have never felt before. Every day I come home and hope that I can see another continuation to these posts, I have feelings for you and I was wondering if you'd ever erp with me.

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 03:13 PM

Also going to note, I'm barely on the server nowadays save to sit in start and make armorsets for the hell of it, so if anyone wants to talk shit about me or whatever like "oh look the erper defends the degenerates", quite frankly, it doesn't mean shit.

lol look at this guy defending the degenerates loser am i right lmfao  :laugh:  :laugh:
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every second youre not running im only getting closer

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 03:21 PM

>not making the title ERP And Degenerates...

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 03:52 PM

<Sits at his desk contemplating> ...Let's get to it shall we ?


The real sin here is emoting in the forums.

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 04:06 PM

can we get rid of kazera plz, that's some fucked up shit


(imagine having a knot on anything that's not canine. that shit must hurt physically. it's also gross stop it)

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 04:40 PM

can we get rid of kazera plz, that's some fucked up shit


(imagine having a knot on anything that's not canine. that shit must hurt physically. it's also gross stop it)


imagine having to emote having a knot at all that shit must physically hurt IRL 

#13 I hunt elves

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 04:41 PM

u r even more autistic than the erpers u mock

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 11:30 PM

you're really dragging this out, aren't you?


at this point, the metaphorical dead horse you have been beating has turned into glue

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 11:43 PM

You should just be forum banned. You can easily tell who and who isn't an E-RP(er). You can easily tell who and who isn't a degenerate. Why do we need a numb skull like you to point it out.


Stop posting. You're not funny. All this shows me is you set up this charade and then low-key get off to it after getting your 'evidence' to slander someone. 



You too, booger heads. 

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 11:52 PM

im more disgusted by the atrocious grammar 

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 12:11 AM

hunterofthots is a erper i'll expose him guys

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 01:09 AM


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Posted 10 January 2018 - 01:40 AM

im glad u spend ur time compiling useless lists of lewd emotes, proud of u son

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